## 2. PHYSICS

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- 2. physics - general
- 2.1 physics poetry
- 2.2 physics quotes
- 2.3 physics puns
- 2.4 pseudo physics (cat physics, cartoon physics)
- 2.5 new physical theories
- 2.6 learning physics
- 2.7 not learning physics (featuring Heavy Boots)
- 2.8 physical proofs
- 2.9 physical one-liners
- 2.10 quantum mechanics (starring Schroedingers cat!)
- 2.11 relativity
- 2.12 measure the height of a building with help of a barometer
- 2.13 physicists
- 2.14 astronomy
- 2.15 electrons
- 2.16 electro-magnetism and light
- 2.17 Newtons's laws and classical dynamics
- 2.18 thermodynamics
- 2.19 in the lab
- 2.20 strange but real findings
- 2.21 the buttered bread on cat problem

### 2.17 NEWTONS'S LAWS AND CLASSICAL DYNAMICS

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    From: pclarke@waite.adelaide.edu.au (Philip Clarke)

    Cause and effect.
    There are only three laws of nature, and one exception.
    1) F=ma; 2) E=m(c squared); 3) You can't push a rope
    From these three laws all others can be derived.

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    NEWTON'S FOURTH LAW: Physicists get together regularly in unknown European
    towns to make a group picture and disperse afterwards.
    -- from a Sydney Harris Cartoon with picture of VII Plovdiv conferencene.

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    Special Category: Isaac Newton
    From: sellis@superscape.com (Sean Ellis)

    25 Dec - Put an apple on your tree to celebrate Newton's Birthday!

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    Special Category: Isaac Newton
    From: "Leif Wahlberg" <passerby@swipnet.se>
                                  NEWTON AMNESIA
    When Newton had thought out "The Theory of Relativity with Quantum
    Mechanics", he got an apple on his head and had to start from the
    beginning.

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#### Subsections

- 2. physics - general
- 2.1 physics poetry
- 2.2 physics quotes
- 2.3 physics puns
- 2.4 pseudo physics (cat physics, cartoon physics)
- 2.5 new physical theories
- 2.6 learning physics
- 2.7 not learning physics (featuring Heavy Boots)
- 2.8 physical proofs
- 2.9 physical one-liners
- 2.10 quantum mechanics (starring Schroedingers cat!)
- 2.11 relativity
- 2.12 measure the height of a building with help of a barometer
- 2.13 physicists
- 2.14 astronomy
- 2.15 electrons
- 2.16 electro-magnetism and light
- 2.17 Newtons's laws and classical dynamics
- 2.18 thermodynamics
- 2.19 in the lab
- 2.20 strange but real findings
- 2.21 the buttered bread on cat problem

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