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### Werner Heisenberg

Werner Carl Heisenberg (1901-1976), German physicist. He received the Nobel Prize in Physics 1932 for the creation of quantum mechanics

- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- hesitated
- Heisenberg might have slept here.
- I do not know what is wrong with Heisenberg
- Heisenberg's love life
- Heisenberg's velocity
- Responsible for the uncertainty principle
- A beef or my friend
- Einstein and Heisenberg walking
- How many Heisenbergs does it take to change a light bulb
- Invitation to a scientist ball
- At the Scientists Party
- Scientists at a bar
- Definition of an expert (quotation)
- Do you believe n a personal god? (anecdote)

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