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### 8. ACADEMIC LIFE

#### 8.9 LOVE LIFE

New after last time posted (February 28, 2004) mathematics
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    From: Dosti Yaari <Dosti_Yaari@yahoogroups.com>

                         Love Letter from a Mathematician
    My Dear Love,

    Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric
    lane. There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and
    spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.

    Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude
    (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to
    my heart, it differentiated.

    My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can
    solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you
    extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial
    functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from
    zero to infinity.

    You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life
    revolves around your acute personality.

    My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at
    sunset,when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be
    like a solved polynomial of degree 10.

    With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an
    unknown function.

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