## 1. MATHEMATICS

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- 1. mathematics - general
- 1.1 proofs
- 1.2 statistics and statisticians
- 1.3 mathematicians
- 1.4 mathematics poetry
- 1.5 mathematics quotes
- 1.6 mathematic puns
- 1.7 mathematical terms
- 1.8 mathematical exams
- 1.9 learning mathematics
- 1.10 mathematical tests to take
- 1.11 mathematical equations
- 1.12 topology
- 1.13 numbers
- 1.14 set theory
- 1.15 functions

### 1.11 MATHEMATICAL EQUATIONS

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            8                                      5
    If lim  - = oo (infinity),  then what does lim - = ?
      x->0  x                                 x->0 x

    answer: (write 5 on it's side)

    And the following variation:
    From: Omar Lakkis <omar@sam.math.ethz.ch>
    Since one has

    	lim     (8/n) = oo,
    	   n->0

    then for each Z, one has

    	lim     (Z/n) = N.
    	   n->0

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    I saw the following scrawled on a math office blackboard in college:

            1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1

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          lim      ----
         8-->9   \/ 8   = 3

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"The integral of e to the x is equal to f of the quantity u to the n."

         /  x      n
         | e  = f(u )
         /

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Fuller's Law of Cosmic Irreversability:

                    1 pot T --> 1 pot P
    but
                    1 pot P -/-> 1 pot T

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          lim      sin(x)
        n --> oo   ------ = 6
                     n

    Proof: cancel the n in the numerator and denominator.

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    From: "RepliconKing none" <repliconking@hotmail.com>
    here's a variation of the sin(x)/n = 6 formula :

               sec(x)
     lim     --------- = "infinite sex"
    c --> 0     c^2

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    From: matsb@elixir.e.kth.se (Mats Bengtsson)

        lim        3 = 8
    omega->infinity

    (Or for native LaTex speakers: $$\lim_{\omega \to \infty} 3 = 8$$)

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    From: Ciro Durán <cirojota@hotmail.com>

    'oo' is for infinity

    lim n->oo  x^2 = oo

    Therefore

    lim n->oo x^3 = ooo

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    From: Cal Herrmann <arminius@nature.Berkeley.EDU>

2 and 2 is 22

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#### Subsections

- 1. mathematics - general
- 1.1 proofs
- 1.2 statistics and statisticians
- 1.3 mathematicians
- 1.4 mathematics poetry
- 1.5 mathematics quotes
- 1.6 mathematic puns
- 1.7 mathematical terms
- 1.8 mathematical exams
- 1.9 learning mathematics
- 1.10 mathematical tests to take
- 1.11 mathematical equations
- 1.12 topology
- 1.13 numbers
- 1.14 set theory
- 1.15 functions

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